Hooray for Spam
I was delighted, truly delighted, gobsmacked actually, to discover a bit of fun in my spam file today. Who knows where the dear soul comes from who sent this—somewhere far away clearly. And I’m not quite sure what he or she was selling or trying to sell—cheap medications I think. There were a whole series of these things and I’ve extracted the actual words. The author calls him or herself—cHeapse. We should all say such things to each other. Words are cheap and cHeapse, I’m taking you seriously! Here are cHeapse’s words—
Hi.
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This simply prodigy.
The Author—you simply—Super Hero!
I is pleasantly amazed. Thank!
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I wish you health.
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Good afternoon!
I simply mad about this forum!
Well, thanks!
What beautiful text and visitors!
Greater thank you!
The Author, you—genius!
July 29th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
So many of the spammers must attend the same fine writing school.
July 30th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
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Peace and Amen!
July 30th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
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Like, thank!
What beautiful text and visitors!
July 31st, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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July 31st, 2007 at 6:36 pm
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